Archive for August, 2008
Daniel MacPherson stumbles in Nude Scene, but flawless at Heal & Toe
In Video 1, we go “D-Mac’ing with the Stars” and talk candidly about the important things in Daniel’s life, like the perils of doing a love-scene (poor Alice Platt!), his photo shoot for gay magazine ‘Attitude’ and his favourite underwear.
In Video 2, Daniel MacPherson has a problem. He’s the new host of Dancing With The Stars … but he can’t dance! We decided that he needed a little routine up his sleeve just in case, so we went ahead and taught him the Heal & Toe.
Add comment 27 August, 2008
Altar Boyz have a message from God
Mark and Juan, two members of Christian Boy Band ‘Altar Boyz’ came to talk to us about their tour, currently making its way around Australia. We find out about their soul saving machine, what God’s phone number is and Andy confesses that he has a Jesus-crush.
Add comment 24 August, 2008
The Inches build a Sugar City
Australian rock band The Inches are releasing their new album, Sugar City. So we decided to asked band members Andrew and Luke to actually build a city out of sugar and lollies. Watch the results whilst listening to their new single, Gentleman’s Club.
2 comments 23 August, 2008
Olympic commentating at its best
Channel Seven has copped some serious flak over their Beijing Olympics coverage, in particular the very ordinary commentating.
In the spirit of making fun of these guys, we thought we could run through the top nine most unintelligent and inappropriate comments:
- Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
- Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
- Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’
- Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’
- Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’
- Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
- At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’
- Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
- Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’
With thanks: Anon
Add comment 18 August, 2008
Bogan Pride Rocks
We are so freakin’ excited about this show … is this kind of distasteful humour that is right up our alley.
Starring Rebel Wilson (who wrote the series) and LuLu McClatchy, aka Supergirly. Starts October 08.
Checkout the opening sequence at www.rebelwilson.com
1 comment 18 August, 2008
Wicked interview with Glinda & Elphaba, aka Amanda Harrison & Lucy Durack
The beautiful Amanda & Lucy join us for a chat about life playing the leads in the hottest musical in the world: Wicked. We talk about the rehearsals, the makeup … and teaching Rob Mills how to stage pash!
1 comment 16 August, 2008
Wicked cast reveal their Bogan side
We love the Australian version of Wicked and the incredible talent bringing it to life, but for all this talk of Oz, it’s not very Aussie. So when Amanda Harrison and Lucy Durack, who play the leads Elphaba and Glinda, joined us for a chat, we couldn’t help but ask them to read a special version of one of the songs “What is this Feeling?”.
We made the song … Bogan. Unadulterated Bogan. For international guests a Bogan is like a Chav, or White Trash, or Britney Spears, if you catch our drift.
Add comment 14 August, 2008
Madonna, please introduce Lourdes to hair removal techniques
We clearly love you Madonna for being a larger than life superstar at the same time as you’re a down to earth mum. But Madge, there is a limit. Please introduce your daughter to Nads. It worked here in Australia for Sue when her daughter Natalie (or Nads) had some slight facial hair issues, and it can work for Lourdes as well. Moira even used to promise a 30 day money back guarantee on a really popular TV show called Good Morning Australia with Bert Newton, so we know it works!
Combined we are the proud gay uncles of six young girls so we understand that you don’t want Lourdes to think she isn’t pretty enough, because she certainly is gorgeous. She’s an absolute stunner! She just needs a little bleach here and there … please!
Add comment 14 August, 2008
Tim Campbell, we are sorry
In support of Sorry Ranga Day being held this Sunday 10th August 2008, Andy & Adrian would like to sincerely apologise for the red-headed “ranga” jokes they’ve made over the past year in relation to Tim Campbell.
Tim Campbell, we hope the wounds caused by our cruel words can heal without permanent scarring.
1 comment 8 August, 2008
Is Tim Campbell the greatest Daggy Dancer ever?
Tim Campbell is fresh from filming The Celebrity Singing Bee and comes on to chat about the show. Adrian has no manners, and would like to talk about Tim’s tendency to daggy dance every now and then … that show looks so much fun!!
Play this podcast below or subscribe for free to future podcasts from iTunes.
Duration: 4:12
Click here for more Tim Campbell, including a Gettin’ To Know You YouTube clip.
3 comments 3 August, 2008
