We clearly love you Madonna for being a larger than life superstar at the same time as you’re a down to earth mum. But Madge, there is a limit. Please introduce your daughter to Nads. It worked here in Australia for Sue when her daughter Natalie (or Nads) had some slight facial hair issues, and it can work for Lourdes as well. Moira even used to promise a 30 day money back guarantee on a really popular TV show called Good Morning Australia with Bert Newton, so we know it works!
Combined we are the proud gay uncles of six young girls so we understand that you don’t want Lourdes to think she isn’t pretty enough, because she certainly is gorgeous. She’s an absolute stunner! She just needs a little bleach here and there … please!
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