Posts filed under 'Random Ramblings'
Naked Underwear Model on Bourke St
JOY radio listeners asked if we could take Jock Revolution undie model (aka Adam Barralet ) out on Bourke St to do star-jumps and squats. We happily obliged.
Add comment 27 September, 2008
The Official Gay License Test
Are you sick of people threatening to take away your gay license? Well we are, so we’ve compiled The Official Gay License Test. If you pass, you can tell your friends that you are in fact a gay and they can’t take it away from you (unless of course, you start sleeping with the opposite sex).
So grab a pen and paper and note your answers. The pass mark is 80% which means you can only get 10 wrong. Any more and you’re not a bona-fide homo, just a faker.
Good luck, your time starts now. 
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2 comments 6 September, 2008
Olympic commentating at its best
Channel Seven has copped some serious flak over their Beijing Olympics coverage, in particular the very ordinary commentating.
In the spirit of making fun of these guys, we thought we could run through the top nine most unintelligent and inappropriate comments:
- Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
- Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
- Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’
- Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’
- Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’
- Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
- At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’
- Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
- Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’
With thanks: Anon
Add comment 18 August, 2008
Bogan Pride Rocks
We are so freakin’ excited about this show … is this kind of distasteful humour that is right up our alley.
Starring Rebel Wilson (who wrote the series) and LuLu McClatchy, aka Supergirly. Starts October 08.
Checkout the opening sequence at www.rebelwilson.com
1 comment 18 August, 2008
Madonna, please introduce Lourdes to hair removal techniques
We clearly love you Madonna for being a larger than life superstar at the same time as you’re a down to earth mum. But Madge, there is a limit. Please introduce your daughter to Nads. It worked here in Australia for Sue when her daughter Natalie (or Nads) had some slight facial hair issues, and it can work for Lourdes as well. Moira even used to promise a 30 day money back guarantee on a really popular TV show called Good Morning Australia with Bert Newton, so we know it works!
Combined we are the proud gay uncles of six young girls so we understand that you don’t want Lourdes to think she isn’t pretty enough, because she certainly is gorgeous. She’s an absolute stunner! She just needs a little bleach here and there … please!
Add comment 14 August, 2008
Diarrhea on Puffing Billy … Priceless
Andy’s close friend has a very nasty accident on Puffing Billing involving … well … diarrhea. But when nature calls and you’re stuck on a heritage listed tourist attraction that doesn’t have a toilet, there’s only one option … get your boyfriend to hold up a picnic rug and grab a plastic bag.
If you love this kinda stuff, check out A&A’s other Poo Podcast’s, A Chocolate Roll in a Public Toilet, and Beware the Butterfish!.
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Duration: 5mins, 10secs
Add comment 26 July, 2008
Justin Timberlake in a pair of Speedos
These are the important things in life that must be reported about. A&A present Justin Timberlake … in Speedos. Pity he isn’t competing in the Beijing ‘08 Olympics. Oh, and pity the film Love Guru was crap.
1 comment 26 July, 2008
Falling in Love with Frankie
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- Frankie thinks he's Elizabeth Taylor
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- "Sometimes these boys drive me to drink"
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- Adrian and Ralph's updated family photo
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- Celebrity shot with Frankie
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- Welcome Home Frankie!
Andy cannot believe it when Adrian starts ranting and raving about how much he loves his new Ragdoll kitten Frankie, when only two weeks earlier Adrian wanted nothing to do with the idea of a pet.
Play this podcast below or subscribe for free to future podcasts from iTunes.
Duration: 3:21
Add comment 6 July, 2008
Why are Michael Jackson’s kids white?
Is it just us, or do MJ’s kids look decidedly … not-black?!
Now, we know MJ’s kids are 50% white-girl Debbie Rowe, but we still expected some fuzzy hair or at least a nose that resembled MJ’s back in the 70s. It’s not like us to speculate, but perhaps there is a third ‘white man’ person involved in this arrangement … we want a paternity test!
Either that or MJ is encouraging Paris and Prince Michael to use a GHD Hair Straightner.
Add comment 3 July, 2008
JOY 94.9 Membership Card Delivery
In the 2008 JOY 94.9 Radiothon, George signed up to be a member and won Wicked tickets, which Andy & Adrian delivered to his home along with his new membership card.
Congratulations George and a big THANK-YOU for becoming a JOY 94.9 member. And thanks for letting us take over your house which you had only moved into that day! Sorry!
If you would like to become a member of JOY 94.9, call on +61 (0) 3 9699 2949.
Add comment 21 June, 2008
